Here's the rewritten article in an entertaining style, with reversed order, synonyms杠杆式炒股, and some adjustments:
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**Scene: Sparkling Waters**
**Visuals: Nightfall at West Lake**
**Xiaoqing:** Standing alone on stage, pondering.
**Xiaoqing:** I've left home, left my sister, and now it's this kind of night. Tonight, the weather is fine. I look up and see stars filling the sky, never have I seen such brilliant stars before. They all gaze at me in wonder. I wanted to become a bird, with starlight surrounding me, almost within reach, almost pluckable. They once stored my joy, but suddenly they use it all up. My joy can't withstand such turmoil, it collapses at once. I followed my sister, played tricks in the woods, for five hundred years, inseparable. I hurt her, I feel awful! My sister must feel terrible too. Because, it hurts the feelings. Is it necessary to be alone in life, to face everything alone? I am getting smarter and smarter day by day, truly sad! I no longer believe in men, even though I am a woman, and have desire. Is there love in the world? Where should my love be? Do I have love? Can't figure it out. In this world, in such a starry night, only I am alone, feelings like smoke. I have a magnificent and tragic decision tonight, under the brilliant starlight as a witness — I will never love him again. Who is he?
展开剩余72%**Constable:** Steps forward.
**Constable:** She's a beauty! Miss, let me hold an umbrella for you, let's recite poetry!
**Xiaoqing:** Those who hold umbrellas are always unreliable.
**Xiaoqing:** Practicing law.
**Constable:** Who?
**Xiaoqing:** I ask you, do you have feelings?
**Constable:** Yes.
**Xiaoqing:** Continue the practice.
**Constable:** Ah! Actually, I want to sleep with you.
**Xiaoqing:** Hits the constable.
**Constable:** How many brothers did you bring?
**Xiaoqing:** Pulls the constable over.
**Constable:** Hey! It's you. Soil me. Late in the day, when you stand on the street and catch someone, it's fun!
**Xiaoqing:** Where did you put your feelings?
**Constable:** It's on you. (Got hit) Missing!
**Xiaoqing:** It turns out we are the same.
**Constable:** I'm not the same as you. You're so violent, so yellow, so bloody. (Got hit) so gentle. Don't hit me anymore, I'll tell you the truth. Don't come over, just stand there and listen. Goodbye!
**Constable:** Wants to escape, pulled back by Xiaoqing.
**Constable:** Ah! You said it's love, right? Wait for me to smoke. Actually, when we just slept, oh, we haven't finished sleeping yet, you slept with someone else, five or six. My heart is cold. You asked for a lifetime together!
**Xiaoqing:** Is there really such a thing as a lifetime?
**Constable:** Yes. (Got hit) It's just a folklore!
**Xiaoqing:** Then why doesn't my sister believe it?
**Constable:** Women, they don't believe.
**Xiaoqing:** I slept with my sister's husband.
**Constable:** Ah... Ah?
**Xiaoqing:** My sister is sad.
**Constable:** A heroine among women, unparalleled in the world. Are you in love with your brother-in-law?
**Xiaoqing:** I'm curious.
**Constable:** Curious and just slept? If all the women of the Great Song Dynasty were like you, wouldn't it be great!
**Xiaoqing:** Isn't it?
**Constable:** No! They are deeply in love, they love you and talk to you.
**Xiaoqing:** Why?
**Constable:** Talk about love, talk about love, don't talk about love? No feelings, no love, of course you can sleep, like us. Come on, let's recite poetry.
**Xiaoqing:** I ask you. What is love after all?
**Constable:** Oh, you want to talk to me first. Early said ah. Love has many kinds, love at first sight, love over time, but the emphasis is on talking!
**Xiaoqing:** What about love?
**Constable:** Love also has many kinds, look at the good-looking, don't hit me, listen to the good-sounding voice, and like us, it's all about the third way, but this is not love, it's a good love. True love, that's when it's the third way, which is deep, love forever, eons.
**Xiaoqing:** Can I sleep?
**Constable:** This realm, whether you sleep or not is not important.
**Xiaoqing:** No wonder. Someone who can't stop talking to me.
**Constable:** That's taking care of you.
**Xiaoqing:** But he didn't even look at me.
**Constable:** That's taking care of me... taking care of me.
**Xiaoqing:** ...using emotions. You're not the same as you.
**Constable:** ...used to be. Oh, that's too deep. Who? Love you like that.
**Xiaoqing:** Monk.
**Constable:** Monk?! You dare to recruit! No wonder! There's only talking left. Haven't you slept yet?
**Xiaoqing:** Not yet. Monks are not like you.
**Constable:** That's not the same杠杆式炒股, the realm!
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